Are Fosters Ads Fun Or Creative?

I think you’d have to say both fun and creative! If you’ve watched any British TV during the last year, you’re bound to have caught one or two of the Fosters good call ads. Although the premium beer might not be everybody’s ideal tipple, the two likeable Aussie agony uncles Brad & Dan seem to have captured the nation’s attention.

In case you haven’t seen the beach loving, beer drinking duo, they spend most of their time in the cool of their beach shack, watching the world go by and answering a kind of helpline – assisting British men with their various queries about life.

For example, there’s Dean who calls while on holiday in Cyprus. He wants to know if it’s acceptable for him to put sun cream on a male friend’s back. There are no girls around, but he’s unsure if he should do it. The stereotypically macho Aussies are horrified: “Holy Dooley! A delicate matter, but a burnt wingman is useless.”

They give Dean the thumbs up though, as long as he follows their rules: “Only put cream on where he can’t reach, between his shoulder blades – the safe zone!”

Put any tricky question to these boys and they have an answer – right off the top of their heads. But for the bloke who begins by saying: “I’m thinking about shaping my eyebrows…What’s better, plucking or waxing?” the Aussie pair is flummoxed. They don’t know what to say, so instead of speaking, place a Dictaphone on the table, which plays over and over: “You are held in a queue, you are held in a queue…”

Brad & Dan don’t exist in real life, of course, and we can’t credit these beach bums with too much creativity – even though Brad does have an easel, paint and brushes out in one Fosters ad. One thing’s for sure though, there’s definitely one very creative team sitting in the ad agency dreaming up these scripts!

The loneliness of the long-distance writer

Do you have something of a love-hate relationship with writing for a living? I know I do. But there are some things we can do about it.

 

The advent of the web and its arrival in mainstream society is both a blessing and a curse for freelance home-based writers.

 

On the plus side, it makes doing the job so much easier, and making the contacts to try and get the work is infinitely easier than it was in a pre mass internet world. On the other hand, the quality has dropped as so many people are doing the same thing – as witnessed by the increase in price of rural properties relative to urban property over the last 12 years or so.

 

A more subtle problem, though, is the loneliness and isolation many web-based freelance writers face. This has always been a problem for writers, regardless of the web. But the ease of briefs and research and the lack of a need for face-to-face conferences and meetings etc., exacerbates it. Put this together with the very logical decisions freelance writers make to live in beautiful rural locations, or abroad, and the sense of isolation can be worse still.

 

But in many ways, it’s a nice problem to have. The trick is to make oneself leave the house for whatever spurious / invented reasons, on a daily basis – and to make a commitment to do so to other people. Making a resolution oneself simply doesn’t cut the mustard, as it’s too easy to break. Similarly, the commitment must involve meeting other people in the flesh and not talking about a professional area of expertise. In this way, you’ll return to your professional work refreshed and ready to work.

 

Alternatively, travel to meet people in your professional sphere in whatever capacity you can afford – conferences / corporate entertainment business seminars etc. These will connect you with people and it’s simply that human face-to-face connection which really is vital for your sanity.  Take it from one who knows!

What do you think of it so far?

If you’ve been taking the advice of this website and watching The Fast Show in its all-new online only format over at Fosters.co.uk, then you’ll surely already be delighted with your findings?

 

These are some very funny videos indeed. There will be 12 episodes in all, though at the time of writing we’ve only been treated to six; but they are quite superb.

 

The latest show sees Ted and Ralph discussing their use of the web. Ralph is keen to connect with Ted as a friend on Facebook, but Ted prefers to keep things on a far more professional employer–employee type of footing.

 

Ron Manager, meanwhile, is a little out of his depth with some off-camera sexist chat with his two co-hosts, whilst Professor Denzil Dexter is busy with one of his most convoluted experiments of all time!

 

Music Hall legend of yesteryear, Arthur Atkinson, is back with a few of his offbeat catchphrases from the 1940s, which never fail to enthrall his adoring audience. And then there’s Billy Bleach, ushering in the latest episode with his views on a female pubgoer’s new smart phone.

 

Now just in case you don’t know the names of all these characters and what they’re all about, then get your fingers tapping and search around the web for some of The Fast Show’s earliest stuff – and you’ll quickly build up an understanding of who the characters truly are. In a word, it’s all plain ‘daft’ but that doesn’t stop the show from having some of the most insightful glimpse you’re ever likely to see of the true essence of human nature – and no, I’m not being ironic!

Fast Show review

If you’ve been having a look at the latest Fast Show shows online – what do you think? And if you haven’t; why on Earth not!?

The 12 episode series includes brand new material created British comedy legends Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson. It’s been a long wait for those of us who loved the show the first time around – so maybe I’m not the most objective judge – but I honestly think it’s even better than the original.

In episode one of the Fast Show 2011, landowner Ralph approaches groundsman Ted who is standing at a fence in a field eating his sandwiches. As Ralph starts to speak, Ted interrupts him immediately, shaking his head and saying “I’m not interested in coming to See Lady Gaga sir”! As Ralph walks forlornly away, Ted adds: “But I wouldn’t mind going to see the Elton John show,” much to Ralph’s obvious (gesticulating and cavorting in the background…) delight.

Pure comedy gold for some of us!

Meanwhile, Rowley Birkin QC, the mainly unintelligible posh old bloke with his shock of dry white hair, recounting stories from his past in front of his fire in a his leather armchair is also back “Cancer! Aaaagh” (mumbles) taps fingers (mumbles) “or maybe it was a Scorpio, I don’t know.”

Monkfish also makes a very welcome return taking a job as a butler at what seems to be a hilarious take on “Downton Abbey” and all the other shows roughly the same.

Superb stuff! “John Actor plays a tough, uncompromising butler in ‘Upstairs Monkfish, Downstairs Monkfish’ .”

The Fast Show comes back to us courtesy of Fosters.co.uk along with other comedy legends including Vic and Bob.

The comedy duo’s episode 5 featuring the glassblowers for the “Afternoon Delight” is not to be missed.  “Our first love is blowing glass” and … “it’s a kind of isolated lonely life”. The pair can’t hold back the giggles and nor will you!

Hit comedy show returns on the web

When The Fast Show left our television screens in 2000 with a special Last Fast Show Ever, it looked as if the comedy sketch show which rose to prominence on the BBC in the mid-1990s was gone for good.

Now, eleven years on, the show has made a comeback for a 12-episode online series, with fresh material written by creators Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson. The first episode went live on the World Wide Web on November 10 and has already proved to be a big hit with the show’s fans.

Ted and Ralph, Swiss Toni, the Chanel 9 team – all these instantly recognisable characters are back and it is as if they have never been away. Actress Caroline Aherne is also back after missing the Last Fast Show Ever, but Mark Williams isn’t part of the cast and he is missed, particularly at The Suit You Tailors.

The comeback episode features a typically unintelligible ramble from Rowley Birkin QC, Lord Ralph Mayhew and his estate worker Ted continue their unique relationship and another scorching day is forecast for the people of Republicca. Whitehouse and Higson are on top form, ably assisted by Aherne, John Thomson, Arabella Weir and Simon Day.

The return of The Fast Show adds to the growing list of classic British comedies appearing from the wilderness and making a comeback on the internet – after Vic and Bob and Alan Partridge took the same step earlier in the year. The old favourites are back with new material. That can only be good for British comedy.

If you are planning to look at YouTube funny videos today, don’t overlook The Fast show 2011.

The Fast Show is back … for a limited time only!

There’s some great news for fans of the hit comedy 1990s sketch show – The Fast Show; it’s back with a vengeance.

For many aficionados, the Fast Show has been sorely missed. Other comedies inspired by the show such as Catherine Tate and Little Britain have been excellent. But they don’t quite come up to scratch for us die-hard Fast Show fans.

Here’s the thing though, The Fast Show 2011 isn’t on television. Instead, you need to visit fosters.co.uk and tune in each Thursday at 1pm. Alternatively, just watch re-runs on the same site.

And if you need a little refresher first, or you’re 21 or under and don’t really know what the show is all about – then have a look at YouTube funny videos and you’ll quickly find your way to see a few of your favourite Fast Show characters.

And just in case you’d forgotten some of the memorable interchanges by your favourite characters, here are a couple to rekindle your enthusiasm. How about this from Irishman and estate worker Ted and his employer; member of the landed gentry Ralph:

Ralph: “What are you fishing for?”

Ted: “Fish”.

It’s no wonder the pair got their own mini spin-off show

And who can forget the legendary perma-coughing Bob Fleming presenting his show on country pursuits despite his incessant throaty tickle and constant attempts to clear it? When handed a bottle of cough syrup to help him out when rehearsing for a show, Bob takes a look at it, has a little chuckle to himself and says: “Cough medicine? What will they think of next!?”

After several unsuccessful attempts due to coughing , Bob eventually manages to down some of the syrup, only for its unfortunate side-effect of terrible wind to become all-too apparent during the live transmission; priceless stuff.